erroneous profile

If you happen to be googling me and find the following profile: I would just like to let you know that 25% of the information is wrong.

 I do not live in Chicago.
 I do love Amy Winehouse but I did not write that comment.
 I have worked with the lovely Louis Mandylor, but that is not me in any of those pictures.

 and finally,

 you can not connect with me by means of this website. If someone associated with says they are me, they are in fact, not.

 I am available for professional correspondance by means of my absolutely lovely representatives.